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What's the funniest outcome?
I think it's that he collects something like $10 million bucks and then he moves to a place like Indonesia that has no extradition treaty with the US. Despite already grifting twice on the same idea - next year he does it again by starting selling tickets to Fyre Festival III.
Barron goes, an action movie to rescue him ensues, but when they get to him, he sides with his new drug buddies, so . . .
Hahaha like a Patty Hearst of the 21st century, but he joins Hamas instead of West Coast Maoists.
Plague outbreak
He accidentally kills a bunch of nepotism beneficiaries.