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Call Of Duty set in the korean war since they haven't milked that theater to death. FPS games are instant money printers in the west and the korean war was the last like "great" war for white people for hoo-rah rah rah propganda bullshit. Added bonus that the game would piss off the left.
Fuck... I see the potential
"This is a noble war against the godless automaton swarms of the communists... but because of dishonorable meddling from diplomats, we are eventually forced to entrench at the point of standoff instead of bringing Freedom and Democracy to that insect hive... at least until the Black Ops Zombie Edition that has a bunch of fever-dream bullshit happening behind the lines. And zombies. Always zombies. Zombies are objectively epic and never tiresome."
Can picture the cover with epic gruff mcwhiteman with his m1 garand and the explosion in the background.
Give him a dead wife to avenge and some
camera-ogled daughter to protect/save that somehow got taken by the godless communist hordes and you got yourself a blockbuster movie too! 
Make sure the cover has a flaky deteriorating series of motion swirls to show how creativity is dead and in ongoing decay too!
Make the zombies commie zombies instead of nazi zombies and the chuds will be even more excited.