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Just do "Black Rifle Coffee" but for beer. Along with the price spike for tactical labeling and lettering, make sure it deliberately tastes horrible because things tasting good makes men weak or something.
weak men make bad beer
bad beer makes strong men
etc etc
But then strong men make weak beer.
Strong men make strong beer
Strong beer makes weak men
Weak men make weak beer
Weak beer makes men hard
Hard men make men hard
Beer and strong men make me hard
I wonder if they made a mistake on not also branding their 200mg espresso cans to suburban mothers and college kids