Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Just do "Black Rifle Coffee" but for beer. Along with the price spike for tactical labeling and lettering, make sure it deliberately tastes horrible because things tasting good makes men weak or something.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

weak men make bad beer

bad beer makes strong men

etc etc

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But then strong men make weak beer.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Strong men make strong beer

Strong beer makes weak men

Weak men make weak beer

Weak beer makes men hard

Hard men make men hard

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Beer and strong men make me hard soviet-bottom

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