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After all, how far inland could a hurricane go? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 85 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Who am I supposed to sell my house in Florida to!??!!?!??"

Conservatives. It's a victimless crime. Come on guys.

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

FUCKING AQUAMAN?!?!

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, Shazam. Aquaman is into too many environmental issues to be conservative.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Have you tried getting a good auctioneer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPTqrFas9Bo