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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 142 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

I love it.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Finally someone said it. I'm tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Calm down Canada.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

/c/NCD leaking