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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise (theonion.com)

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lotta falling off ladders in the olden days. Something those project 25 "let's remove no fault divorce" fuckers might need to remember....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the desire to relegate women to reproductive and domestic labor and deny the freedom to leave can really be reframed as opportunity and motive. I for one would be terrified to have someone who wants to leave me cooking my food and sharing my bed, that’s like two of the easiest ways to kill or debilitate someone.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only realistic solution is to hire a taster to ensure all your foods are poison free. Finally the right can live out that age-old Medieval feudal fantasy.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, because the alternative, you know, being a decent and nice human being is souch worse!

I never understood those that need violence to get what they want. More flies with honey than vinegar and such...