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Should've told him that it's a good face mask tbh

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The closest thing to reality this guy ever gets is when the court asks him to explain his sweat gland disorder.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was that him or was that Andrew?

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, they are different people?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

it's easy to get confused, Lord Mountbatten was a pedophile too

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

They are, at least when they're not at their shunting parties

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

It was Randy Andy, claims he got it by overdosing on adrenaline in the Falklands war lmao

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I googled this shit and all the articles are like "temporary anhidrosis is medically unheard of" but I literally didn't sweat for like 5 years

I didn't have "overdose of adrenaline" though, I had "all my skin came off from sun poisoning"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

medically unheard of

doesn't that just mean that it wasn't confirmed by a professional, noted in some records, and had those records added to a pile from which statistics are drawn?

once upon a time, I was working as a bank teller and my coworkers noticed blood on my forehead, so I went to the bathroom and yep, there was a tiny amount of blood coming out of the pores of my forehead for no apparent reason (no pain, no visible injury, etc).

coworkers made me go to the ER, where I was eventually diagnosed with "a rash" and sent home

I never followed up with anyone about it

did a case of "spontaneous dermal bleeding of unknown etiology" get reported to the local health department that year? did they pass that on to the state? 🤔