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Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters (theonion.com)
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat