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I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks

You're a natural, job chosen

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

huh. honestly that does sound kind of fun

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yr in charge of our "Psychic Damage against Liberals" unit

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Turn off the actors' mics and put on the Dollop commentary