askchapo

I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans

cop

Bottomless pit supervisor

Pigpoopball cleaner

I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.

I'll pet all the cats

Someone's gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.

I'm consulting with my handler, wait

Right, it looks like I'm gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.

Cum Retrieval Specialist

News anchor

Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I'll be

Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.

I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.

I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.

Scaring off chasers harassing trans comrades

I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

Small business owner

i can do lots of handyperson stuff excluding plumbing or carpentry (but can learn). im not a tradesperson but do good DIY work and have plenty of tools

also clean and cook. if you let me i'll see where i fall on the femme-butch scale when i wake up each day and assign me tasks based on that

that's not the workplace, it's my job title

I can make nuclear weapons so we can defend ourselves.

provide sanitary sewers and clean drinkable water for everyone. And farm some.

I'm a nurse irl, so probably nurse!

Dirt master

i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead

I'm gonna mine coal!

Digging a hole to China.

rock stacker

I'll be making liquor. There's a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though

Any job that would have me, preferably something about growing food, though at night I'd be happy to tell scary campfire tales about how fucked up capitalism used to be.

Who need they spreadsheet mined?

But probably general maintenance. My favorite jobs were all fixing stuff: engines, guns, lasers, robots, computers, music gear, etc.

Hard manual labor

Probably about what I do now, musician by night, medical assistant by day.

Cat Herder.

Agriculture and hydroponics research.

Barring that? Compound defense. I'll get y'all clearing marksman if it kills me.

Seems like cook is covered so I’ll do the gardening

Jail bird

I'll be writing poetry in the coal mines

Game room technician. I'll keep all the machines in working order and make sure the board games get put away properly.

teacher and cook

construction carpentry or cooking

Black Mage

I’ll provide a heat source, power, and refrigeration