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I legit had to do a second take. He would do this.
"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."
My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.
I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.
Same. I could totally see him releasing a phrenology exam and claiming it was his health screening.
The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor