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submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I legit had to do a second take. He would do this.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."

My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Same. I could totally see him releasing a phrenology exam and claiming it was his health screening.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor