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What's going to be your job on the hexbear compound? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said "nooo it doesn't gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!" and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.