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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

He's not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?