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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 5 points 3 hours ago

felons need to work too

well, not this felon, but the headline is still needlessly shitty to convicted felons who've served their sentences and need to work

fdt tho, all the same.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 18 points 7 hours ago

I miss when the onion made satire.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 82 points 12 hours ago

They even went so far as to shut down the access for the public, since he is a known sex offender!

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 37 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 42 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was a make-a-wish thing. To experience how plebs work.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wish.com Ronald McDonald.

Donald McRonald.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Donald McRonald

😘