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McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon (newsthump.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

He's not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.

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