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A new installation on the National Mall features a bronze poop atop a desk with a rendering of an office phone and nameplate belonging to Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.). The memorial “honors” those who participated in the Jan. 6 riot."
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“This memorial honors the brave men and women who broke into the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021 to loot, urinate and defecate throughout those hallowed halls in order to overturn an election,” a plaque reads on a pedestal below the desk. “President Trump celebrates these heroes of January 6th as ‘unbelievable patriots’ and ‘warriors.’ This monument stands as a testament to their daring sacrifice and lasting legacy.”
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The installation will remain on the Mall through Oct. 30, according to the permit.
Decades from now, every January 6 there's an official event. They bring in NFL defensive lines as guests to block the race to Nancy's desk (they hide the desk in a different office every year). A crowd of drunk jug hooters have to charge up the steps and through an inflatable obstacle course to get in to the capital. The winner gets to drop a deuce on the desk, at which point they hold a parade and march the desk down Pennsylvania Ave and leave it in front of the White House. There's a music festival at the end.
And they get Taco Bell and those Indian Street Food Vendors to collab on the food
Hell yeah, peak America!