badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Truly bad posting, fuck corn.
America, a land of such incredibly fertile land, is governed by this god forsaken crop. Hey, we could grow nutrient dense veggies, or grains, or literally anything we want. Shit, we have so mich land we could grow corn AND STILL have a diversified agriculture. But you still want your steak, you want burger…oh wait, you could still have it, Your fucking cows could be eating so much better, you could have kobe beef for all.
But no, corn here, corn there, we can only have corn.
I will not tolerate any maize slander! Indigenous people in central America worked for thousands of years to create that incredible crop. Same goes for potatoes, I am forever grateful to the people of Peru for genetically engineering such a delicious tuber.
They called it the Three Sisters polycule composed of corn, Squash, and beanis, not 1 chick 2 cups
Corn rules. The problem is how USAians use corn for everything
This is what we call synthesis
But what if we ate the corn with a giant spoon
Corn drools
it do be yummy tho