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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Truly bad posting, fuck corn.

America, a land of such incredibly fertile land, is governed by this god forsaken crop. Hey, we could grow nutrient dense veggies, or grains, or literally anything we want. Shit, we have so mich land we could grow corn AND STILL have a diversified agriculture. But you still want your steak, you want burger…oh wait, you could still have it, Your fucking cows could be eating so much better, you could have kobe beef for all.

But no, corn here, corn there, we can only have corn.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will not tolerate any maize slander! Indigenous people in central America worked for thousands of years to create that incredible crop. Same goes for potatoes, I am forever grateful to the people of Peru for genetically engineering such a delicious tuber.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

They called it the Three Sisters polycule composed of corn, Squash, and beanis, not 1 chick 2 cups

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Corn rules. The problem is how USAians use corn for everything

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

This is what we call synthesis

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But what if we ate the corn with a giant spoon stalin-comical-spoon

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] morte@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

corn-man-khrush it do be yummy tho