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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ (theonion.com)
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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 99 points 3 months ago (3 children)

[–] Walican132 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tim Onion has me wheezing.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 months ago

Tim Apple's rival

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Son of Tim Mirepoix, brother of Tim Carrot and Tim Celery and cousin of Tim Apple

[–] Atrichum@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Whoever downvoted you deserves a wedgie

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

so who is this guy?

is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

appreciate it, thanks.