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Donut Receipt (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by vsoponge@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] learn2swim@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sir, you can't leave without paying for that donut.
But I just paid for it! Here's the receipt.

And that's why you need a receipt for a donut.

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.

He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You can see how the main issue wasn't the receipt, right?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

I've given you multiple thousands in revenue, the only times I stole something was a 1€ item because your self scan shopping cart is slow af, and freaks out if you put two items in where you need to manually select the size of both (yeah, of course I just bought 5l of Joghurt and not just 500ml, lol). And fixing it is hella complicated, so fix your system. And a plastic chip for the shopping cart, because I don't have coins, but need to lock away my bags (requiring one coin/chip) and get a cart (requiring one coin/chip). I scanned the receipt to get out of the sco area. Check the cams yourself, idiots.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quickly stuffs donut into mouth.

Wfathf Donutfff?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eat the chewed donut problem solved

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ewwww.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?