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[–] learn2swim@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Sir, you can't leave without paying for that donut.
  • But I just paid for it! Here's the receipt.

And that's why you need a receipt for a donut.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quickly stuffs donut into mouth.

Wfathf Donutfff?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

eat the chewed donut problem solved

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.

He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

You can see how the main issue wasn't the receipt, right?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?