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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 38 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The punchline is that the cashier doesn’t get any of the tips; they’re pure profit for the business.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago

"Hi customer, would you like to give us bonus money for no reason other than your accommodating nature?"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it's risky.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?