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I'd go with The Questionologist or DankWeedArgument42088

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I've actually planned this out, I'd call myself the Vampiller. I'd have this Vampire rantsona and the background will always be the study in some castle. Vampires are pretty reactionary already: Pale, burn in the sun, scared of seasonings, artisocratic aesthetic, etc. Yes, I would put some Christian imagery everywhere without a shred of irony.

I don't think I could be a big, boisterous jock archetype like Andrew Tate, so I'll probably be one of the old school MRA channels that propagandized me into being a conservative when I was a teenager. Some smarmy, Ben Shapiro esque type. I'd cherry pick the most out of context, that kind of stuff.

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If this was done as satire I think I'd genuinely watch it. Like proper ham up the campy over acting like you've got the power of God and anime on your side.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If I could I'd probably just do that and just criticize democrats, but I'll never explicitly call myself a right-winger. Soon I'll "discover" that it's porky that's the problem and then do some crocodile tears about how 'betrayed' I feel by Wall Street and then just give up the ghost I'm a commie.

After that, my tagline will be "putting the red back in redpill."

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Lol got it all figured out, you know the journey is complete when you have bisexual lighting in the vid