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I'd go with The Questionologist or DankWeedArgument42088

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[–] jacab@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Rationalreviews and i'd make 2 or 3 lazy anti-woke video game reviews before permanently pivoting to making only 30-minute-long, barely-edited, and completely impromptu "video essays" centered exclusively around youtube anti-sjw drama.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

JustAsKeenQuestions with a commander keen pfp

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Keen Insight with a commander keen pfp

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

That's a really good one

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Discriminating Tastes

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

DEI Detective or CRT Monitor

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

CRT Monitor is the anti-woke nemesis of Cathode Ray Dude

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

CRT Monitor

fuck, that's good

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

BeardedOpinionHaver

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

MagnusTheReadGaming. My logo would be a poorly drawn furry of some kind wearing warhammer space marine armour while looking smug.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

wokebusters

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[–] Hime@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"A new lens"

And I'd have a kinda mid twitter artist draw me a ctrl alt delete style avatar with an old school camera for a head (bit like tv man) and then have them do the 3 video essayist avatar poses throughout the video all illuminaughti style and all my transitions have a camera shutter effect and then I'd spend all day on twitter.

Easy

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

DEIty

I Did a Take

DEIdForUrSins

CRTnDeath

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Contrapoints

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I did a shitty music channel I'd be The Slop Bop

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could be a review channel for bad music.

Wait Fantano exists.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Yes, but doom metal enby Fantano... That's a whole other niche! I guess it's better than trying to shoehorn reactionary rants into a corgi-themed cooking channel called something like Bailey's Bay Leaves 1488.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Rachel Jake's Racial Takes

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've actually planned this out, I'd call myself the Vampiller. I'd have this Vampire rantsona and the background will always be the study in some castle. Vampires are pretty reactionary already: Pale, burn in the sun, scared of seasonings, artisocratic aesthetic, etc. Yes, I would put some Christian imagery everywhere without a shred of irony.

I don't think I could be a big, boisterous jock archetype like Andrew Tate, so I'll probably be one of the old school MRA channels that propagandized me into being a conservative when I was a teenager. Some smarmy, Ben Shapiro esque type. I'd cherry pick the most out of context, that kind of stuff.

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If this was done as satire I think I'd genuinely watch it. Like proper ham up the campy over acting like you've got the power of God and anime on your side.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I could I'd probably just do that and just criticize democrats, but I'll never explicitly call myself a right-winger. Soon I'll "discover" that it's porky that's the problem and then do some crocodile tears about how 'betrayed' I feel by Wall Street and then just give up the ghost I'm a commie.

After that, my tagline will be "putting the red back in redpill."

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Lol got it all figured out, you know the journey is complete when you have bisexual lighting in the vid

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooh! Like Vampira but for right wing content instead of b movies!

[–] Hime@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Nice try, Alex Jones.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

The Alpha Gamer

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

It would probably be something about freeze peach and/or western civilization. My profile pic would be a weirdly homoerotic pop culture viking warrior that looks nothing like actual vikings did.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Either something super pretentious like "The William Tell Overture" or something more direct like "Unwoke Unfiltered."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Probably something with alcohol since that seems to get the most traction. Whiskey Comic Book Nerd or some stupid shit.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

OpusDEI where I larp as a tradcath and publicly disagree with the pope.

Avatar would be like a crusader flag but it’s got the Eastern Orthodox cross

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

AntiLigmaMaleAction

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Posh Prince and I’d ham up a British accent. Avatar would be… I dunno generic anime dude but with a Disney prince (in parade uniform) coat of paint on

If this shit already exists I don’t need to know, thanks

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Prince Ali but photocopies white

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] fire86743@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago
[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Buymydickpill.weed