Don't forget the whole part about Jesus coming to the United States on a magic submarine, so technically the land belongs to white people because Native people are red because they're tainted by the devil

This to not to be confused with black people being black because of the Curse of Ham

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus teleported here, it was the jaredites that came in the submarine

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because Ham refused to look at his dad's naked body while he was taking a bath, got it.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, the Curse of Ham is not a curse related to cured pork products. That's an Italian curse related to the story of St. Anthony of Soprano.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

[gabagool intensifies]

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thought it was the Mark of Cain

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

That made the first vampire

Wait no, that's Vampire: The Masquerade