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[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I love the idea of a self-contained bit of heaven for each person. It's so quintessentially American.

'Could heaven be a blissful place for everyone, together?'

No! This is my bit of heaven only! Get off my lawn!

I imagine Mormon heaven is just full of people shooting each other over tree law and fence boundaries, again and again in an eternal cycle.

[–] falgscode@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Mormon Valhalla but it's lawn hoa tyrants battling for eternity is a good bit

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I mean I wouldn't want to share heaven with most religious people tbh

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mormon heaven is actually tiered. There's the very best heaven that's alongside God, and the two lesser heavens for people that aren't quite good enough for it.