This is like the 3 time I've shit myself on accident this year, every time it happens I go to fart and push a little too hard and soil myself. negative failure now it has me worried I'm dying.

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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve got a friend who says once you hit 30, you get 2 freebies a year before you’ve gotta call the doctor but even that sounds like a lot to me.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2 sounds like a lot still and 30 sounds young too

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

doomer 30 is the new 40 here in amerikkka

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean I hope I'm not shitting my pants multiple times a year until at least my 60s