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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ChestRockwell@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

Kenny Klipz has the goods. This is the real thing, most likely.

BTW it's not behind paywall so do our guy some good and give him some traffic for the scoop.

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[โ€“] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

not trying to argue whether this is/isn't the dude, I've had questions about the eyebrows etc too, but

no lens will make a tooth gap where there isn't one

I have unfortunate personal experience to the contrary. I do not have a gap between my front teeth irl, but I have an old driver's license photo from my early 20s that makes it look like you could put two quarters between them.

it was so bad, I said I lost it and paid to do the whole process over again just to get a new picture done, I could not be taking that out to the bars with me ๐Ÿ’€ but it was so funny that I kept it and genuinely enjoy showing it off. it's ridiculous, idk how tf the lighting made that happen, but it did ๐Ÿคท

if there were any way to post it without doxxing myself, I would, because it is genuinely that hilariously bad.

[โ€“] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Wow that's horrible, but also very funny. Now I know!