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submitted 2 weeks ago by Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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I try to keep as little in my pockets as possible, my left is charger, keys, and earbuds and my right is dedicated to phone.

The 3d printed gun, silencer, manifesto, and 8k in cash split between the cargo pockets

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shirt breast/blazer/jacket breast: Copy of Mao's Little Red Book, cigarettes, lighter, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if multiple pockets)

Pants left: Wallet (if in Australia), Earbuds, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if no space in jacket/blazer)

Pants right: Phone

Pants back right: Key (physical if in Australia, electric fob in China), subway/bus fob (in China)

Pants back left: empty

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

You are the only non-liberal in this thread

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

4/5 missing Gaddafi's green book 📗.