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lmao pockets he says

I just carry a pistol in my waistband. Then I use the pistol whenever I need a wallet, keys, etc.

Must be nice having pockets

I just keep everything in my purse. If I am wearing jeans, my phone goes in my ass pocket and that’s that.

Shirt breast/blazer/jacket breast: Copy of Mao's Little Red Book, cigarettes, lighter, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if multiple pockets)

Pants left: Wallet (if in Australia), Earbuds, flask of {二锅头| ér guō toú} or vodka (if no space in jacket/blazer)

Pants right: Phone

Pants back right: Key (physical if in Australia, electric fob in China), subway/bus fob (in China)

Pants back left: empty

Right: Keys, Left: Phone

there is no layout, there is no schema, practice chaos and the enemy will never predict your actions

Coat pocket 1: phone case that doubles up as wallet

Coat pocket 2: keys

Pants pockets 1 through 6: around 1.2kg of spaghetti and/or boiled eggs

left: phone, right: wallet & keys, sometimes also earbuds

wallet, keys, phone, whatever nicotine device im chuffing on at the time. I also have gotten into the habit of carrying around a small bag with me everywhere, I keep an e-reader and other stuff in it, mostly like lens wipes, a charging cable, narcan (you never know), whatever's handy at the time. it's been an absolute gamechanger, tbqh

Phone on the left, wallet and keys in the right, credit and debit and ID cards in the little pocket on the right separate from the wallet.

When I'm counting cards I can sometimes have up to $10k in cash on me, which I keep rolled up in $2000 bundles and stashed in internal zip-up pockets on my motorcycle hoodie (which I will NOT take off when I've got that kind of dough on me lmao). The front pockets are for ratholing casino chips (it makes it harder for them to keep track of how much you're winning).

This has never happened but I imagine if I was mugged giving my nearly-empty wallet (I only keep cash I plan to spend, like $20 or so, in there) as a decoy to protect the cash and cards located elsewhere on my person.

Nice try phone snatcher!

Right: beans

Left: magic beans

I'm extremely sensitive to things poking my legs, so I almost never use by pant pockets at all if I have a jacket.

When I'm at work I typically have my phone in my back pocket, my box cutter in the other one, with maybe a tissue and an adhesive bandage in each front pocket. I cannot work if clunky stuff is in a front pockets. And when I sit down I take out everything in my back pockets.

I want one of those predator style wrist things where I can store some junk and a small antimatter explosive device. Probably just cool if I cna keep my wallet and phone it in though

Keys and wallet in one, phone in other. Although I'm pretty certain my phone screen is immune to car keys.

Jacket left inside pocket: Phone
Jacket left outside pocket: Ear buds
Jacket right inside pocket: House key and bank card
Jacket right outside pocket: Knife
Jeans rear left pocket: Cigarette case
Jeans front right pocket: Lighter

left: phone | right: keys

back left: free space | back right: card holder and beard comb

usually phone and mb a hairtie in my back pocket if I have one

usually just put everything in my handbag when outside tho

left: tobacco
right: filters, paper, lighter
back right: tissues

Pants: wallet, phone right pocket; keys, chapstick, headphones left pocket.

Gallon of Costco mayonnaise in nature’s smuggling pocket