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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I say they should take it back. I've never met a blonde who looked bad in black.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

This woman could wear a trash bag and still look gorgeous, I bet. It's obvious she's more diligent about her health than I am about mine. Well done.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

she's more diligent about her health

That or genes. It’s the genes.

[–] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

In response to a similar comment about her appearance, Marilyn Monroe did an entire photo shoot in a ~~flower~~ potato sac.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 points 7 hours ago

That's a pretty shapely bag.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

You should try making lots of money by scamming people. It allows you to focus more on your health and the more you focus on your health and look better the more people trust you and the more you can scam them

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

Trash bags are typically black, so.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I don't remember where the quote is from

"Do I look ugly in this dress?"

"Honey, you would be beautiful with nothing but a pot on your head"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 12 hours ago

Makeup, maybe.

Health?

Bet she tries to be a fruitarian with pancreatic cancer.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What about a 300 pound blonde?

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

All you’re saying is that you’re happy to bang fatties as long as they are blonde.

Nothing wrong with that. You do you bro.