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Heartbreaking: Boeing Layoffs Hit Whistleblower Assassin Department (theneedling.com)
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[โ€“] holycrap@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always figured those were non-employee contractors.

[โ€“] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.