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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

They fired Agent 747?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

The incredible thing is, that's one department that will never get hit with layoffs by them.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oof, those poor assassins.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 3 days ago

I hear there's lots of work in New York

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I'm sure we can come up with a job for them.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always figured those were non-employee contractors.

Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.