this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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Wouldn’t you just pick up whoever’s closest first? Like plan out a route to pick up everyone as quickly as possible?
No you have to choose who you love the most
dijkstra's horniest path
if it's a sapphic polycule, call that dykstra's algorithm
If it's gay men Dickstras
Huh. Dijkstra is a Dutch name.
IJ/ij is a single letter ÿ but typed on a typical keyboard.
The Dutch word for (water management structure) dyke is dijk.
there's a reason why his was my favorite algorithm when i was in college
Damn
gods, can you imagine? like bitch I'm driving around in a fire picking y'all bottoms up, if you're third its because I gotta drive in a god damn circle to pick all y'all up. second, do you not have car? in fucking LA? (hypothetically, cuz I don't have bitches and I don't have a car)
Baby, baby, you got it all wrong. I used a shortest path algorithm.
one's exactly 6ft to ur left, another 6ft to ur right. two 200lb pieces of debris fall on both in the same position. both have equal chances of survival. who you running to, the cynical yet passionate she/they with short red hair and a warm smile, or the fierce yet tenderhearted enby who plays guitar and will always be your shoulder?
I don’t like this version of Spiderman
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