me when the quality automobile i purchased from Tesla Motors is in fact impervious to bullets fired from a submachine gun. (This will keep me safe in my planned future vacation to visit Chicago in 1929 in my fucking time machine that can take my fucking car with me)

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This will keep me safe in my planned future vacation to visit Chicago in 1929 in my fucking time machine that can take my fucking car with me

You joke, but the cybertruck has the same "I fucking love science" techbro vibes as the delorian, the only car to have ever been used for time travel.

I imagine the fumes from a lithium fire could cause one to hallucinate that they're traveling through time in the inevitable event the truck spontaneously combusts.

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The comparison works well because the Delorean was also a pile of shit created by a drugged up ultra rich dickhead

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

It was also a commercial flop, that doomed the company that created it to bankruptcy.

I understand taking design cues from the DeLorean, I don't understand why they decided to replicate DeLorean Motors any% bankruptcy speedrun

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Extremely cursed Back to the Future reboot/remake featuring a time-traveling Cybertruck

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It'll happen, no way that script isn't already being shopped

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New series coming to Peacock!

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

oh yeah for sure. youre right, not a movie. 4 seasons, with enough content for two but padded out

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah. But it’ll be made entirely in Grok AI so it will be extra chewed through slop.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A divorced dad travels back in time in his cybertruck to the moment his wife left him and took the kids and sets it all right with the help of the professor.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He goes back in time to be the guy his wife leaves him for

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Mel Gibson stars in "Mr. Steal Yo Girl"

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the only car to have ever been used for time travel.

SMDH everyone forgets the humble '64 Chevy Malibu

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I gotta watch this movie again it's been ages.

"John Wayne came to the door in a dress."

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Me and a Buddy have watched it and Walker (1987) like 3 times in the last year. Gonna watch them again soon now that we found rips with Alex Cox's commentary matt

E) The movie is Repoman (1984) for anyone who doesn't already know

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I was going to ask cus I didn't know and was interested.