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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago) (1 children)

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

If you use MySQL, Maria DB people yell

If you use Maria DB, Postgres people yell

If you use Postgres, the nosql people yell

If you use Excel, the MySQL, MariaDB, Postgres and nosql people yell.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Can you give this to me in function form so I can find the global max the gets the most people yelling?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 minutes ago

Only if you can tolerate AI, I only have so much time to commit to this bit.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 6 points 3 hours ago

Only the programmers that have to run queries in it because that's their job. 😭

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you