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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

If you use MySQL, Maria DB people yell

If you use Maria DB, Postgres people yell

If you use Postgres, the nosql people yell

If you use Excel, the MySQL, MariaDB, Postgres and nosql people yell.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can you give this to me in function form so I can find the global max the gets the most people yelling?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Only if you can tolerate AI, I only have so much time to commit to this bit.