a junior dev asked me one time about our dev test environments. I chuckled before starting to look him dead in the eyes for 50 seconds straight without saying a single word, but my lips quivering. he had audible gasps as if to speak, but was ultimately speechless the entire time. he understood though. I could tell from the 1ml tear that formed only on his left eye. he pushed. prod crashed. we stayed late on a friday. management ordered pizza. I'm lonely and I love pizza. was all part of the plan.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Username checks out.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a copy pasta?

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no. it's my personal experience.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you want it to be a copypasta?

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

it has been released to the ether

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I love pizza.

What about chicken? 😏

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

(That comma has no business being there, but it doesn't read right without it.)

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

Throw it on top and make it finger-lickin'!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Chickens love pizza too