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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] psud@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

first rule of english pronunciation: there are no rules. All that matters is if people understand what you mean when you say it.

I gave up on this discussion when you have to consider gin, generate, giraffe, gene, gym, etc

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

See also ghoti (fish). English orthography only works by agreement, not rules

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

See also ghoti (fish).

I'll be the first to say that English is a mess. However, there are rules, and this word breaks them.

That "gh" never appears at the beginning of a word, always at the end (as in "enough"). That "ti" is never at the end of a word; it's always inside (as in "nation").

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org -1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Yes, but a fan of so much that I may have heard of that before Vsauce covered it. Vsauce is much good though, all of them have some credit

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

According to Wikipedia, that spelling goes back to 1855. I first heard about it in the '90s.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

How do you pronounce the words "Cat celebration?" Is it "Kat kelebration" or "sat selebration?" I'm guessing the latter since that's how C is pronounced in the bloody alphabet?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i pronounce "gay" as "jay-why" because of the bloody alphabet

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Good thing you're not German or gay would be "Guh-ypsilon."

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There actually are rules. They're just complicated because English prefers to preserve the pronunciation of loan words without changing their spelling and English has a ton of loan words. If you ignore them, native English words are fairly consistent.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

so I assume you also say "jit-hub"?

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, and you don't say juitar (guitar), jame (game), or jallon (gallon), either.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, because those all start with gu or ga.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

No, it's pronounced GIF

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Also, the correct pronunciation for that Atlassian tool is "Gira".

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

"G" does normally make a "J" sound, though. Giraffe, the second G in garage and garbage, engine, gin, and so on.