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[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot believe these people make more than me lol.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

They make nothing. They're compensated for destroying things, and considering it's musk, they're likely given relatively little money in return for their time.

Even if the only thing you do all day is sit on the toilet and yell at the Internet, you're already a bigger net positive on society.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

We're going to see all of these clowns in front of a grand jury one day.

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago

The reason he recruited a bunch of incompetent college kids is because nobody with any experience or wisdom would touch this rolling crime wave with a 10 foot pole

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 17 hours ago

I would be absolutely shocked if we had anything approaching justice for what this administration is doing.

We barely got anything for that whole ass insurrection attempt.

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Most likely compensation is the promise of being part of privatization of whatever the fuck they're destroying.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They're dumb kids. They probably see Musk as some kind of god. He gave them some line like "Hey, you guys wanna save the United States?" and they jumped at the chance.

You get to be a piece of history! Whheeeeeee

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

As a former dumb kid this tracks