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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I've been that guy.

"OH FFS MOVE!"

Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with "please pull forward when done fueling" without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

[–] neatobuilds 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you pull away before paying normally? Would the clerk still know which bill is yours then?

[–] neatobuilds 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They don't let you pump before you pay here and usually the pump has a card reader on it so I never go inside unless I need to use the restroom or something

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ah, I forgot that was how they did in some places. It does seem rather disrespectful to park there then.