Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Your mom been on Amazon again?
I think its a dick move.
"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?
... nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It's part of the joke. It's from a facebook group that does these things.
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
So a standard Trump supporter?
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That's a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
Sure, he's like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept huge, suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
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"Sorry, my cock is too big for that"
It's a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I've been that guy.
"OH FFS MOVE!"
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with "please pull forward when done fueling" without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
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Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
Guessing Texas
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
That's just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
That's contraband in the state of Texas.
LPT.
If you're using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what's going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
"It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else."
Paging Dr. Evil.
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge...
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
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I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That's actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn't expect the miniature version.
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail's here!
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