Hey, I'm SurvivalistTom and I got another lesson for ya on how to BBQ — Are you ready for this? — tree bark. I can't quite say it tastes like a t-bone but it will help you through the lean years. Plus if you use T-Bark BBQ Sauce - you're showin' how much you love Trump 'cause 3% goes up to the Great Man Himself to keep on MAGAing.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Willow bark is nature's hangover cure, and Reye Syndrome is just nature's way of saying you weren't MANLY enough!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

https://youtu.be/wHOog45llUU

They'll never make it.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dammit steve kitty-cri-texas

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

🤮

Everything's pineapple-spin

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

reminds me of the tacticool preppers that go on shows like Alone and end up breaking down on the first night and need to be rescued. Always the same type of person.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

omg hilarious. never seen this, but I love the entire notion that they flee Houston during chaos to some 600 acre undeveloped plot of dry, desert scrub, sit in a hot metal box that is dark camo painted (to absorb more heat I guess, because the thing sticks out like crazy against the sky) and shoot raiders with giant rifles.

what are the would-be raiders even raiding for? their big guns? the scrap metal of their hot box?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

@wombat@hexbear.net permanently deafened