America sucks. Israel sucks. Capitalism is collapsing. Kill all slave owners. Fuck the police. Fuck centrists. Fuck landlords. McDonalds tastes like piss. I think rich people should be in gulags. Crackers can't cook. The Dems let Trump win. You probably can't even read this because your education system is gutted.

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

crackers can't cook

Talk to me when you’ve had my midwestern mother-in-laws cheesey salmon casserole.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it ain't cooked in a dishwasher, it ain't salmon.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

in a dishwasher

that's how I change sauces on my pasta!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought that was a washing machine

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

kombucha-disgust

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

I'll have you know she makes a mean Jell-O salad.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had salmon cheese steak before. Cheese does not pair well with salmon.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It does not at all. Some may say it’s sacrilege to mix dairy and seafood.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only compromise I make with that sacrilege is crab rangoon made that goes light on the fake crab and extra on the cream cheese. Like it's basically a just a cream cheese filled wonton at that point but the hint of fake crab flavor elevates it to the next level

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yooooo okay yeah. I forgot about crab Rangoon, but fucking love it.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

oh hell yeah. it sounds worth whatever that does to my insides and the bathroom when it makes the transition to my outsides.