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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No matter how much I try not to; I always laugh at the comical attempts to assinate him.

Good tf does exploding cigars and crabs get approved?! Lol

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

CIA just couldnt handle the fact that he had a moral vest that protected him from all the evildoings of the CIA and they came up with increasingly wackier schemes trying to cope with that instead of accepting defeat.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Allah protected him for being a soldier of justice that is communism maşallah.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

he had a moral vest

I love that video--always puts a smile on my face.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zwjYiBatJsQ

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

There's this nice video montage on this

[CW: a montage of shootings]https://tankie.tube/w/dCPz3BUAXsD1aESsk6Phyf

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

it's beautiful knight-nod

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Who is the guy who puts a gun in his own mouth? Also CW for that I guess. Cool video though! Thanks for sharing.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I imagine a lot of these attempts were designed by people with almost no real world experience, had watched some but not many movies, and who were paid to do a nothing job for their entire lives with weird dictates like "portable hole? To the Kremlin??"

This is what happens when nepotism take over intelligence service