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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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this is my favorite thing. choice quotes:

"It’s not funny to me anymore that they are the way they are on Hexbear. Now it is just crushing sadness."

"What the heck is this about the “yellow snow” figures and peeing their pants? This is either a Hexbear person writing up creative fiction, or else something real that the Hexbear admins quickly edited or something. This is a really bizarre."

more over here: https://lemmy.world/post/28928587

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like how they think it's even a genuine possibility that the admins would edit it to discredit the "real" story, rather than applying occam's razor and realizing it was a troll like they already seemed to think.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 74 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Check your profile, it appears the dastardly admins have already modified it to make all your posts for years really bad.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I walked right into that one classic

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

They keep making mine about piss? Wtf?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

No, it's not possible to edit someone else's post on Lemmy as a platform. We can't even mark a post as NSFW for content warning tags.

The only things we can do to a post that you can't do as a user are to remove it or to purge it, which removes it from the modlog as well.

We generally only purge posts that contain content that we don't want stored on our servers. Usually this is someone's accidentally or foolishly posted personal information, but there have been cases where we've purged illegal/reprehensible content like gore or fictional sexual content depicting minors.

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

No, it's not possible to edit someone else's post on Lemmy as a platform. We can't even mark a post as NSFW for content warning tags.

The Lemmy devs were very adamant that they never want that as a thing during their AMA earlier this year, just uninformed users being uninformed and jumping to weird conclusions for some reason curious-sickle

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

then how come all my posts are terrible, explain that

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

so it's just Phil bucket fucker talking out his ass again

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can't you edit a post with a ~~magnetized needle and a steady hand~~ PgAdmin?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Getting into the server room in the subterranean Hexbear compound in the Pyrenees has a 96 hour countdown timer and requires 4 different physical keys carried by admins who live on separate continents.

Boy was I embarrassed when I left my keys in there.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 days ago

Anyone with access to the database could do that but it won't federate

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Something very funny to me about "ban from community" and "appoint as moderator" buttons being right next to each other. Just asking for one hell of a misclick.

[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

The ban from site and appoint to admin used to be next to each other

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

well they have pop-ups asking to confirm choice so thankfully there's no whoopsies

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lmao of course my screaming avatar shows up in this screenshot. Fucking power posting owl. .idk just that face peaking up at the bottom cracks me ul

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How much would I need to pay you for clicking the bottom one

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

how much was the top bid for the website?

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Nah, dessalines is very against admins having the ability to edit posts

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No, and I’m gay

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I didn't post this. How dare they.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I doubt it. The ability to just simply cw a post instead of having to wait for the op to do it would be something that the mod team would use more then not.