That's not what I typed in the box.
What a weasely fucking little liar
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Damn, straight up falsifying evidence for an internet post about a shit post
Those chuds say Dessalines is personally funded by the CPC they dont care about lying
The seeseepee funds me with one trillion dollars a day!
I like how they think it's even a genuine possibility that the admins would edit it to discredit the "real" story, rather than applying occam's razor and realizing it was a troll like they already seemed to think.
Can the admins even do that?
Check your profile, it appears the dastardly admins have already modified it to make all your posts for years really bad.
I walked right into that one
They keep making mine about piss? Wtf?
No, it's not possible to edit someone else's post on Lemmy as a platform. We can't even mark a post as NSFW for content warning tags.
The only things we can do to a post that you can't do as a user are to remove it or to purge it, which removes it from the modlog as well.
We generally only purge posts that contain content that we don't want stored on our servers. Usually this is someone's accidentally or foolishly posted personal information, but there have been cases where we've purged illegal/reprehensible content like gore or fictional sexual content depicting minors.
No, it's not possible to edit someone else's post on Lemmy as a platform. We can't even mark a post as NSFW for content warning tags.
The Lemmy devs were very adamant that they never want that as a thing during their AMA earlier this year, just uninformed users being uninformed and jumping to weird conclusions for some reason 
then how come all my posts are terrible, explain that
so it's just Phil bucket fucker talking out his ass again
Can't you edit a post with a ~~magnetized needle and a steady hand~~ PgAdmin?
Getting into the server room in the subterranean Hexbear compound in the Pyrenees has a 96 hour countdown timer and requires 4 different physical keys carried by admins who live on separate continents.
Boy was I embarrassed when I left my keys in there.
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Here's the menu I see.
Something very funny to me about "ban from community" and "appoint as moderator" buttons being right next to each other. Just asking for one hell of a misclick.
The ban from site and appoint to admin used to be next to each other
well they have pop-ups asking to confirm choice so thankfully there's no whoopsies
Lmao of course my screaming avatar shows up in this screenshot. Fucking power posting owl. .idk just that face peaking up at the bottom cracks me ul
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Nah, dessalines is very against admins having the ability to edit posts
No, and I’m gay
I love the mods.
I didn't post this. How dare they.
I doubt it. The ability to just simply cw a post instead of having to wait for the op to do it would be something that the mod team would use more then not.
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kind of confirms my theory that people who hate us just take everything they read on the internet extremely literally and at face value all the time. It's like they just turn into 
once your jokes deviate from regurgitated redditisms or tenuously related media references
Masses, Elites, and Rebels: the Theory of "Brainwashing" regularly proving to be a must read. People always license themselves to believe what they want, so they will uncritically accept that which conforms to their views even in the face of opposing evidence, generally.
Canyon201. Since undoubtedly you browse HexBear to be mad, please come and do an AMA. Would be fascinating to peek inside the brain of someone so insurmountable gullible.
friendly fire i saw more than one hexbear take even the 2nd post seriously 
These people will not survive the day Xi lets the Chinese posters roam free on the western web.
It will be the shitposting equivalent of Genghis Khan's conquests
Honestly, speaking as someone who spends way too much time on the internet, these guys spend a really unhealthy amount of time and effort on the internet.
Fair criticism
Just wanted to say thanks for sharing this it really is something I needed to read.
Lemmy world knows about piss posting
LEMMY WORLD KNOWS ABOUT PISS POSTING
Yellowsnow
At first I thought this story was written by AI, then I just realised it was written by a redditor. The only way to tell them apart is to mentally add "and then everyone clapped" at the end.
It's definitely a Hexbear. Make sure to read the follow-up.
Oh dang, then I was masterfully trolled, well done Xiaohongshu!
Seems it was an impersonator.
Good thing they'll elect the next XHS in the papal conclave
Lmao
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Both of those quotes you included are tagline material.
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