this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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By the way, the r/poppi subreddit has been deleted. Pepsi silencing all dissent. I would say to "pour one out" for Poppi, but I don't recommend buying these sodas, and I don't drink soda in general (water remains undefeated).

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I only drink prestige soda. This is a soda casual who doesn't know shit about the spice meta.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Let's see Paul Allen's sody pop.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

bateman-business-card oh my god, it even has 7% juice

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I know this is a joke, but there are entire branches of science dedicated to developing the spice meta.

Motherfuckers are really out there using gas chromatography to optimise soda flavours.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Motherfuckers are really out there using gas chromatography to optimise soda flavours.

People forget how much science goes into designing and optimizing food products. One look at the dairy industry food products, for instance, and the amount of R&D is actually astronomical

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

True soda fans only buy from rogue organic chemists.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Who controls the spice... controls the economy.