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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like this alignment chart doesn't consider how evil you could get. Leaving the bag open seems pretty tame for CE. I suggest the following:

  • Lawful Good: bread box w/ the bag
  • Neutral Good: bag clip
  • Chaotic Good: twist and tuck
  • Lawful Neutral: bread box w/o the bag
  • True Neutral: original bread clip
  • Chaotic Neutral: twist or tuck, not both
  • Lawful Evil: bag is tied shut
  • Neutral Evil: bag is left open
  • Chaotic Evil: bag is torn open in the middle

Lawful evil: Bag is vacuum sealed every time after using.

[–] space_cat07@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil: bread is tossed directly into the cupboard.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil: bread is kept on the floor.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Chaotic stupid: bread is stapled to various trees