I twist and fold inside out: 
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Still chaotic neutral, IMO
I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands
I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.
The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.
A bread box can be good for packing bread or sandwiches that you want to protect from being squished, like when camping for example.
That is not a bread box, more of a travel bread case. I use one for eggs and bread stuff when camping as well. But this... thing is a counter bound thing that is heavy and artsy.
This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.
Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.
Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.
always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.
Twist and tuck all day erre'day
All day until I started steady living with a woman. The twist tie or whatever must be attached at all times.
Many years later we got a cheap plastic bread box and I gotta say it's awesome. You can twist and tuck and the bread stays good even longer.
I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.
Reuse clip or twist and tuck are the only appropriate methods.
Freezer that ish
You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.
It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.
Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)
The bottle "hack" sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.
What if I keep my bread in the fridge?
I started doing this and have never looked back. We also keep the next loaf in the freezer, so we always have bread.
Get out. Your kind isn't welcome here.
You want to know what bothers me with this chart? What has always bothered me, is it does not mention the twist-tie that comes with the bread when purchased.
Where is it? Where.
P.s. if you say it's the clip, that is clearly a chip bag clip, meant for chip bags. That clip does not come with the bread bag.
P.s.s. Make the FUCKING TWIST-TIE that comes with the bread true natural. Any deviation from it becomes a different part of the chart. Fuck off rubber band method. Replace the bottle cap method. (Who uses the bottle cap + ring method anyway? That should be in the 'psychopath waisting energy and justifying it with internet logic' level of evil category.)
The cap is "5 mins crafts" level
At least where I'm from (Canada), bread comes with a clip holding the bag shut, not a twist tie. "Re-using the clip" means the clip the came with the bag. You can see that it's a different shape in the picture. This would be the equivalent of re-using the twist tie, if that's how the bread is packaged where you live.
Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
What about reusing the bag clip plus the twist and tuck method?
This post brought to you by Bread Box Inc.
Twist and tuck baby
I want some scientific research into this, because I believe the twist and tuck is as good as any other method of sealing the bag, and it's faster and requires no accessories, clips, or tools.
I take umbrage with this meme's characterization of the twist and tuck as chaotic. It's literally the fastest and easiest method without compromising freshness
It's chaotic in that it doesn't ascribe to needing the provided mechanism for closure. It also is not as great if you need to move it around, as it can come untucked easily.
That being said, twist and tuck is definitely Chaotic Good. The bottle hack belongs on the evil row.
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I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.
I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I'm scared...
people own bread boxes?
Breadbox should be chaotic side
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
We got one like a year ago and I love it. Cheap plastic thing. It's airtight. No more arguments about me not using that useless bread tie and the bread lasts longer.
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I have never in my entire life seen an actual bread box, I thought they were a thing from England or something
English here. Anyone I know with a bread box use it in combination with one of the others. I have one, so we’re Bread Box + Twist and Tuck.
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How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.
Htf does the bottle cap work
you cut the top of a plastic bottle with a knife or any kind of cutter, as you got the top, you got the part that have a screw cap, so, the next you have to do is make the bag go trough the hole, turn back the plastic and then close it with the screw cap.
How do I get my bread through a bottle cap?
There is when the "chaotic" in "chaotic good" kicks in
You pinch it and take it out in little crumbles, duh
Thank you random internet strange
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