You do it in boot camp and then never again, unless you're in the band or the drill team I guess. These guys are probably gonna be practicing for a few weeks before the real thing, though that doesn't mean it will look great because I'm sure there are a bunch of problems that they'll run into on the day of that they haven't thought of yet.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

A few weeks absolutely isn't enough to match the Chinese performance they put on at Victory Day. Gonna make some comparisons afterwards lol it's gonna look shambolic side by side.

https://www.tiktok.com/@china.william1997/video/7502823229623471382

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Why did I read the comments on that? So many smug Americans bragging about their mob of child murderers.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hegseth is come out afterwards to say 'marching is like dancing and we don't do dancing anymore because it's woke and we aren't woke we're warfighters glug glug glug'

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Left shark / right shark

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't DC a swamp? Whats the temp and humidity expected to be out there during the parade?

Better start taking bets on how many soldiers fall out to heat.

Would be just chefs-kiss if some of those tanks broke down during the parade though.